mystery SMS's
Starting Thursday, I began receiving a series of SMS's... most in different languages, all of them in different country codes, and all of them appear to be romantic. I realize (as I'm sure my readers do as well) that I'm really not much more than a casanova in an ultra sexy body, so it really shouldn't surprise anyone that I've started receiving love SMS's from all over the globe.
Nonetheless, I find it a bit odd that I've just all of a sudden started to get these SMS's and I decided to put them out here to see if anyone can guess what might be happening (or perhaps help translate):
Some notes:
- the timestamps aren't entirely accurate
- some appear to have been poorly translated
- they seem to have some typical SMS typos, making them appear more genuine
Number: +34609645605
Date/time: 2008/10/02 12:05
io pero Yo siempre sere tuya y eres y siempre seras el unico hombre en mi vida por q t amo y no boy a renunciar a ti aunq quisas ya tu m olvidat yo t am
Roughly translated this is something along the lines of:
I will always love you and you're the only man for me, I will never say no to you and will never forget you
Lanuage: Spanish
Phone number: +34 - Spain
Number: +2223084657
Date/time: 2008/10/03 15:25
Shina hamoton tinj mi
Language: ?? Possibly arabic translated phonetically to latin characters
Phone number: +222 - Mauritania
Number: +9779842030876
Date/time: 2008/10/03 21:29
sabai thick6 dasaema kasailai luga naheleko buwale matra luga silaunu bhayo mero pani dherai dherai maya tapailai 2 sms but pending k bhaAko dasae khi ramaelo..
I think this is a poorly translated message because of the words "but pending". But it's tough to say... it can't be easy to translate from nepali to english.
Language: Nepali ?
Phone number: +977 - Nepal
Number: +18099172488
Date/time: 2008/10/03 21:51
rke le haz dado a mi corazon una razon para latir, siento ganas de ti de nadie mas solo podrias calmar mis ansias. Cuidate mucho y recuerda siempre ke te
I think that 'ke' is a typo of 'me' or 'le' and that 'rke' is possibly the same.
Google translator:
I do it because my heart beating for a reason, you feel the mood of everybody else alone could soothe my cravings. Take care a lot and I always remember you
Language: Spanish
Phone number: +1809 - Dominican Republic
Number: +66873897361
Date/time: 2008/10/03 22:58
hi my darling me too have freuen and happy see u. 1 october i win lotterie bisschen love miss u genitalien mak milk
Language: english + german - looks like they may have used a crappy translator
Location: +66 - Thailand























From the Peanut Gallery
Urgent
Hi Scott
I've also been trying to get hold of you. If you have time in amongst all your romance please contact me urgently, I am carrying your child.
Kind regards.
hmm
"Thick Six" is a great name for a band.
geez, that's so freaking
geez, that's so freaking weird that you keep getting these! that last one actually looks like it has some broken german in it... international man of mystery indeed. ;-)
Say something :)